The Bachelor is Starting....

When we sat down tonight to watch a little TV
I asked Dave if he would watch Bachelor with me.

His words exactly.....
"I will tolerate watching it because I will be watching it with you.
BUT....there are two things I would rather do than watch the Bachelor.
The first is....take off my shirt and do a 'Pete Rose' down a gravel road.
The second is....piss in the air and catch it in my mouth.
And you can put that on your blog!"

Guess I'll be watching by myself during the day after!
Gosh...he really didn't hold back with his love for the Bachelor. 
Re-cap to follow.


  1. I hear that the bachelor isn't exactly wholesome TV. I'm with Dave on this one.

  2. Sorry April, but I agree with Dave! That show stinks!

  3. Ha ha this sounds a lot like what my husband said last night to me... I will be watching it alone as well!

  4. I wanted to message you during the show but knew you kinda took a break in the summer. Glad you are back! I love your recaps. I watched with 10 girls last night. Boy oh boy. I couldn't hear a thing but I guess that's the best episode for not hearing.

  5. I won't watch - I can't. The girls give girls a bad name. BUT, I will read your recaps because they are hilarious and promise me that if there is a out of the box girlie worthy of watching you let me know STAT so I can add it to my DVR. Otherwise, bring on the skanky ladies. ;)

  6. Oh my gosh! Dave had Rob and I busting a gut. That was so funny. Rob says he agrees... I just don't get it. What's not to love about love?

  7. The husbands all pretend to hate it, but if they sit in the room for 2 minutes, they always seem to stick around for 2 hours... ;)


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