Bachelorette Re-Cap

Let's do this.

I'm blogging and watching from a hospital again!

(Little Miss is doing great.)

Bermuda....really. I want to go.
I guess that was all Charlotte had to give.

I'm starting to think from the previews that Ryan is THAT guy.
Not THE guy!

There for a different agenda.

It wouldn't surprise me...

his hair is TOO perfect.

Oh and Ricki gets the worldwide vacation too?!

I watched last week.

Can't remember a ton of it now but I can say this....

I like the questions Emily asks the guys.

There is no skirting around the serious stuff

and she asks questions that require more than a yes or no answer.

And she didn't mess around with cry baby Tony.

There was NO attraction. You could tell. She did the right thing.

I did love Arie's date last week.

He was perfect with her and I have a feeling

he is JUST her type.

I think I'm going to like Doug.
Arie's impression of Doug....HILARIOUS!

Doug Hulk. Doug Smash. Doug Angry. Doug Sad.

I'm pretty sure Emily is the BEST dressed Bachelorette EVER.

Her daytime dress for Doug's date was gorgeous on her.

See...she asks good questions.

What would your ex-girlfriend say about you?

What was your last argument about?

Good questions.

Doug might just be that perfect guy.

Ooops...until Doug just referred to Doug as Doug.

And you might not get that first kiss, because I'm sure

she will be waiting for you to make the first move.

Since when does the rule book say wait for the girl to make the first move.

I'm pretty sure the gentleman way is to ask if it would be OK for a kiss!

Chris's date last week made me smile through the whole thing!

The sailboat race was fun to watch.

Wait is Charlie crying in the van ride home?

That is weird.

Arie has girlie hands.It almost looks like he buffs his nails.

They look perfect together.

Oh Emily...you are quickly becoming my favorite.

Waiting for a first kiss makes it fun.

So waiting for Jef is going to be a huge plus for him

....without him knowing it!

Oh No...Ryan is the next Survivor Coach.

I'm not here to impress you...but leave an impression on you.

Oh she is so smart with Ryan.

His personality will get old fast. Emily won't put up with it for long.

And now he is quoting scripture!

Is he for real. Now he is lecturing. Like he is giving a sermon.

And was Kalon on that group night date?

Because I'm not sure I saw one-on-one time with him.

But I am a little side-tracked here.

And what do you think about The Glass House?

the next reality tv series. I'm kinda excited.

John Wolf is a data destruction specialist.

Umm...doesn't that mean he probably sits at a paper shredder all day!

Hmmm...Nate the Accountant vs. Wolf the professional shredder.

Both work with paper!

Her bazoombas are huge. Do you think they are real?

they look real to me.

Quinn-noh-wa...

Isn't it prounounced keen-wa?!

We are going to sit here....{with nate}

but you can't film us getting up there

because although it will look really good on film

we really can't get up there gracefully!

John's cute. But John cheated.

And Nate's time, although was sensitive, I don't think a connection is there.

Yup...I was right. So the paper shredder man wins over the accountant.

Young single ladies in LA...go find Nate. He is a doll.

Wait wait wait. Did I just sneak a peek of Jef in shorts and knee high socks

at the rose ceremony? And a blazer. For real.

Ryan is making me throw up in my mouth a little every time he talks.

I wish just one time the Bachelor or Bachelorette would tell the person asking for permission to steal to wait a minute. Or I'll get back to you when I finish here. Oh wait...that kind of happened with Ryan and Tony but it was more Ryan than Emily making Tony wait.

Ryan thinks he is being called to something bigger? Is that him preaching to the world watching?

Does he want to be the next TV evangalist?

Oh no...he just announced it ever so subtly...He wants to be the next Bachelor!

hahahahahahahaha

Oh Emily's ponytail extension is too fake. It's definitely her first 'DON'T'.

Sean...'I can do chaos!' with that smile was really sweet.

haha...Chris to Doug...'Can I steal you for a bit?'

in perfect bachelor terminology.

Well Michael has got to be going home.

We haven't seen anything from him with Emily.

I'm guessing Allejandro and long-hair dude.

Or maybe even Kalon.

Yay...love what she told Chris Harrison about Ryan.

Love her more with every conversation.

She's a smart cookie!

I really like Sean.

I knew Arie would be next.

There is something about Travis that says 'good ole boy'

Chris...yes! I seriously pick the order usually.

Oops..thought she might save Ryan for last.

Kalon gets a rose.

She is not attracted to any of the final three.

Wait baggage and Ricki?

I just missed the preview of next week because a nurse came in.

bummer....was it Ryan? that would be too obvious.

until next week!

and ps we are home from the hospital today...
it was the perfect birthday present.
i'm 41 years old today.
41. eek.
for the record i feel 35.