Bachelor Re-Cap

Oh Switzerland you are so pretty.

So are you Nicki.

Ben...eeh...not so much.

Seriously, I'm surprised any of these girls are attracted to you.

I am so over the helicopters.

Oh, but the scary nose dive was good!

I'm so tired of hearing about relationship/show talk.

They just always re-hash everything they have done.

There is no small talk, no fun talk, with any of the girls.

When the shows over...what are they going to talk about?

Oh Lyndzi....you are so darling and way too sweet for Ben.

I'm so over all the analogies to falling in love.

And Ben you lack communication skills...which is probably why there isn't much small talk.

For example...

Lyndzi walks into fantasy suite and says: Oh my gosh this is so beautiful.

Ben: Right?

Right...just kills the conversation. These poor girls are having to do all the talking.

A reliable rumor has it that Ben made about $300,000 to do the show.

Slept with 5 women on the show.

And, was really only promoting his wine company not really caring to fall in love.

I'm starting to believe it all.

He just doesn't seem passionate about finding a girl.

Sure he says he 'loves this girl' when talking about Lyndzi....

but I love a lot of people....doesn't mean I'm IN LOVE with them.

And now I'm wondering which 5 he slept with.

The three overnighters are given...but the other two.

Maybe Kasie B. and Emily.
Thoughts?

Hey Courtney...I'm pretty sure your attempt at damage control will work now...

but Ben will still be shocked when he watches the show...

because I do believe that beyond being a gold digging reality show whore with bad hair....

he is a nice guy and wants a nice girl in the end.

And I'm just saying right now...I'm betting Courtney has a special little outfit packed for the overnighter.

Let's see if I'm right.

Courtney says she likes what she sees....but I'm pretty sure she is only attracted to his $$$.

And Ben wants to use the fantasy suite to take their relationship to the next level...

thought that happened skinny dipping.

Courtney...hope you brought a long enough nighty to cover your calves...

because there is no way you can compete with Lyndzi's amazing legs!

oh c'mon...I was wrong. Court didn't bring her A-game.

Just a small little wooden hot tub...no nighty.

Ashley needs to stop talking during the movie and making comparisons.

Emily is cute. Should be a good Bachelorette!

And I love her green top.

Kasie B. got a free trip to Switzerland...really?

It's because the show was boring and there wasn't enough drama.

Ben is actually looking like he regrets sending her home when he sees her at the door.

His heart is racing and he can't stop smiling. I think he really liked her.

Oh Ben of little words...answering Kasie's question could be hard.

And...yup I knew it...it came down to family.

Kasie...tell him you are ready to break the mold of your family.

Good for you. Not that I necessarily agree.

And there Ben goes...with nothing to say.

He is so pissed about the Courtney comment he can't even think.

And why is Kasie laying on the floor?

Poor girl was secretly hoping he would change her mind and keep her.

I can't wait for the Women Tell All show.

That will be the most exciting part of this whole season.

You are so being played by Courtney...but for some reason I don't think you really care.

Or maybe he does. He seems pretty shaken up over this with Chris.

Yes...you'll have regrets. Kasie just told you that she would have moved in with you.

What kind of ring is Chris Harrison wearing on his wedding finger?

I'm pretty sure he is sending Nicki home.

But if he sends Courtney home...then I'm really sure he will pick no one at the end.

Lyndzi will get the first rose...just for the last rose drama.

Yup!

He is really making Courtney sweat this one out.

Oh Nicki....seriously....just look at this hair...that should make you feel better.

And their snowman outtake...

wow Ben can small talk and has a sense of humor.

although hans was too easy of a swiss name.