6.28.2011

Bachelorette Re-Cap

I honestly don't even know if I can stand this whole Bentley issue.
And her standing in the middle of the road with China buzzing by....cheesy.
She is just so boring. I wish this was Emily for Chantel.
oops....did I just make her cry?

Chris is setting this up to make it sound like he came back for her.
A phone call would mean it's over....but a visit is going to lead her to believe he made a mistake in leaving.

Little insert here....the 'flash mob moved to 12:30' commercial from AT&T...one of our family's favorites of all-time. Even Dave laughs out loud EVERY.SINGLE.TIME!

She does have a killer body. Those Paige skinny jeans look rockin on her.
And pockets on the boobie area of the blouse totally do her favors!

Ohhh...hint there....he thought about calling in but that would be too easy.
Hope you picked up on that one Ashley.
Looks like the little glimmer in her eye just left.

He is disgusting with his flirting.
Oh the lies. Really. The producers are allowing this?
He plays horrible mind games with her.
I want to scream.
Oh you go girl!
Call him on it and don't let him flirt his way out of it.

Good for you Ashley.
Be a big girl.
I think she figured it out.

She wears that blousy white shirt WAY too much.
Did she not pack enough clothes.
She knew how many days she would be filmed.
BUT...I guess that makes her real too.

Blake...what a cutie!
And FYI Ashley...no one wants to hear about Bentley anymore.
So in your own words. "SHUT UP"

Ames is an ugly kisser. His nose goes super flat.
I ♥ JP.

Ryan is a nerd. Not in a good way kind of nerd.
Just a cheesy nerd that comes off as fake.
Ewww....the tongue stick out was gross.
Some people like cheese! ha.
That was funny....especially cheese in a can!

Date with JP is sweet.
'I saw Bentley....' then commercial.
Let me finish that sentence for you Ashley....
he's an a*&, a douche bag and tool.
Michelle Money was right and I owe her a huge thank you!
Now let's press play and see what she says.
I actually think that JP has a good enough head on his shoulders to take this in stride.
We shall see.

Ok...so she was kind to Bentley with her wording but JP responded just as I thought!
ohhhh....Jordan Paul! Cute name.
C'mon....just get engaged right there on top of that building with the champagne!

These guys are acting like chicks. I'm surprised.
Well that honesty backfired on her.
Wow...I almost said I thought someone would leave...
But I didn't think it would be Mickey.

I'm guessing Constantine or Ames is going tonight.
Sometimes girls get boob jobs and they just make them look heavier instead of sexier.
Ashley's dress with the faux boobs in them do her no favors.
It totally takes away from her rockin' body and in that dress...she just looks chubby.

I hope she doesn't send Blake home. He is a sweetie.
Blake...raise your hand and ask for a moment of her time. Please.

Please send Constantine home. Please.
NO.
Blake is cuter than Ames...please see that. Please.
No. No. No. No. NO.

She's a HOT mess.

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10 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness April, this is exactly how I feel!
    This season is the WORST yet!
    Usually there's lot's more kissing and flirting by now!
    Great job on that wedding by the way! Loved it!
    Love,
    Shelly xo
    p.s. I love that flash mob commercial too! :-)

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  2. Ha! TOTALLY agree that boob jobs can make someone look chunkier, not sexier. And oh how I wished she would have sent Ames home instead as well...

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  3. A hot mess and a train wreck! I would even have watched crazy Melissa over Ashley. Ugh! We think Ames is goofy looking and Ashley is bowlegged...and hate to think what the kids would turn out looking like! :P

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  4. I WOULD LOVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WALL WHEN ASHLEY FINALLY GETS TO WATCH THIS SEASON AND SEE WHAT KIND OF TOOL BAG SHE WASTED THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR. "CHRIS...I CAN'T GIVE THESE 8+ GOOD GUYS A SECOND LOOK..OR NOTICE MY BEAUTIFUL SURROUNDINGS UNTIL I GET CLOSURE WITH A GUY THAT I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED A FEW WEEKS AGO...AND THAT I SPENT A HANDFUL OF HOURS WITH"...SHE IS ACTING LIKE A DOOR MAT.

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  5. I love your recaps!

    Ames reminds me of Sloth on Goonies. It's the ears and the one eye higher than the other.

    I loved when she said "bleep-you, Bently"

    She is a hot mess. Someone need to sit her down and remind her that she is in control.

    She cries WAY to much!

    She will want a redo so bad when she watches it all played back to her.

    She should have told all of them that Bently made her feel in 1 hour what most of them have yet to make her feel in 3 weeks. No wonder she fell for him so fast.

    Those guys that gave her a hard time are lame because they need to realize that they are trying to win her, and I think they forget that.


    That commercial IS the best!

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  6. Perfect recap! I totally agree with you all the way!!!

    I keep saying I am not going to watch it this week, but I do!!!

    Jodi

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  7. Great recap. I only watch because there is absolutely nothing else on and I am usually doing bookwork on Monday nights. This season is boring. She is a train wreck and everything she says and does seems so scripted.

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  8. perfect re-cap! totally agree with you!

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  9. The only reason I'm still watching this season is to watch JP and to read your updates cause they are down right hysterical and we always seem to be on the same page. Her whining has not kept me motivated to root for her! I'm just so glad we can move on from Bentley. And oh my stars I thought the guys were acting worse then the girls usually do when she told them about Bentley. I mean really, did they want a rose or not??? And is it just me or do Constantine and Ben F look almost alike. Maybe that's why Constantine is still around and Blake is not...Ames...well he just looks like a messed up Harry Connick Jr. Not sure why he's still there. His kiss in the elevator kinda grossed me out. I had to look away.

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