In the new old car last night right after we picked up the kids from my parents home, waiting while Dave and Kaia ran into the market to get some milk.
Me: Blake, did you have fun this weekend with grandma, grandpa and your cousins?
Blake: Yes, but I don't like it when you leave.
Me: Mommy and daddy needed to get the car, plus mommies and daddies need little love getaways so they stay in love and happy.
Blake: Ya, I know about divorce.
Me: Well mommy and daddy aren't going to get divorced. That's why we go away....to stay in love.
Blake: I know your not going to get a divorce, but if you did......I would live with daddy and come visit you on the weekends.
Me: nothing. absolutely nothing came out of my mouth.
Luckily, I am not easily offended. I smiled and finally offered, "well glad we aren't planning on getting a divorce because I would miss you terribly during the week."
Dave and I had a good laugh later last night down the hallway where Blake couldn't hear us. Dave did a champion arm pump in the air and actually said, "I knew he liked me better!"