HOLY CRAP BATMAN! I'M SUCH A LOSER THAT I CAN'T EVEN TRASH TALK ON MY SWEETIE'S BLOG ON TIME. AND SHE IS THE ONE WHO CAN'T GET THE KIDS TO SCHOOL ON TIME. SO LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF FOR A MINUTE. MY NAME IS DAVE KENNEDY, I'M A TAURUS. I LIKE OLD SCHOOL PUNK ROCK MUSIC AND THINK TWILIGHT IS THE LAMEST EXCUSE FOR A VAMPIRE MOVIE I HAVE EVER HAD TO ENDURE. IF I WANTED A ROMANCE NOVEL I WOULD PICK UP A HARLEQUIN AT THE DRUG STORE!!!! ALL THAT OTHER STUFF IS FLUFF. I COULDN'T WAIT TO RAIL ON THE MOST POPULAR MOVIE THIS YEAR ACCORDING TO MTV. IF YOU WANT TO SEE A GOOD BLOOD SUCKING FLICK TRY "BLADE" OR EVEN BETTER GO RETRO (A WORD THROWN AROUND THIS BLOG ALL TOO OFTEN) AND CHECK OUT "THE LOST BOYS". YOU WILL THINK TWICE NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT THE BOARDWALK IN SANTA CRUZ.
SO ANYWAY, I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING MARRIED TO MY BRIDE FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS NOW. SHE IS THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF MYSELF AND THAT IS WHY I STILL FIND HER SO ATTRACTIVE. SHE HAS PUT UP WITH ME AND MY SURFING, SKATING, AND DIRT BIKE ADDICTION. SHE DIDN'T GET MAD WHEN I BROKE MY ARM RIDING MY DIRT BIKE (TWICE) AND EVEN THIS LAST TIME HAVING A SMELLY CAST FOR 4 MONTHS. SHE HAS LEARNED TO LIKE PENNYWISE, WILL TOLERATE MY HUMOR AND EVEN GOT MY DIRT BIKE STREET LEGAL. HOW COULD I ASK FOR MORE? I'M NOT SURE WHAT ELSE TO WRITE WITHOUT OFFENDING 90% OF THE PEOPLE THAT CHECK OUT HER BLOG. I PROMISED I WOULD BE KIND.........SORT OF. SO FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS OUT THE DOOR. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T LOOK AT IT. MAYBE I WILL HAVE A GOOFY GIVEAWAY OR SOMETHING, WHO KNOWS YOU COULD WIN A PAIR OF GENTLY USED WORK BOOTS. AND, IF YOUR READING THIS DURING THE DAY GET A JOB, AND IF YOU ARE AT YOUR JOB, GET BACK TO WORK! THE MAN IS WATCHING YOU.
OOPS, THERE GOES THE START OF MY HUMOR, HOPE YOU CAN 'HEAR' THAT IT IS WREAKING WITH SARCASM. AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR ME, SHOOT. JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE COMMENTS.
Nice to meet you, Dave. First, I agree about Twilight. I haven't picked up a book or seen the movie, and I have no intentions of doing either. Second, I am NOT that nice of a wife when my husband is injured. Right now, he's got a torn ACL and I'm not finding it easy to be sympathetic. I try, but it doesn't work out for me. Third, don't assume the person watching us is a man...that's a big assumption for a man to make in a circle of women who will be reading this! LOL My boss is a woman. And you're right, she's probably watching. Last, I wish I could get my hubby to guest post. He's a bum and won't participate in the whole "blog" world. Blah.
ReplyDeleteBring it on Dave!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be fun!
Actually I have wanted to say this to you, Dave, for a while so here is my chance! I LOVE the pics and stories of you and Blake interacting! I have a son VERY similar to Blake (same diagnosis, just a little more sever than you miracle boy) and his father is scared to death of him, and his specialness. It touches my heart deeply to see, and hear about you and your boy! Thank you for being a great father to the specila boy God gave you!
Have fun this week on the blog, after all if it can't be fun why do it??
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ReplyDeleteI'm of the 10% that won't get offended... go ahead and go crazy!!!
ReplyDeleteYour personality is all over that one. Well done!
ReplyDeleteJust one more thing... make sure when you say "Santa Cruz", you say it like this "SannaCruuz."
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One question for you Dave, How are you So Cool? :) I love that you and April are so different but yet so in love. You guys work for sure!
ReplyDeletePreach Dave!!! Don't hold anyhting back. And yes, Lost Boys over Twilight anyday.
ReplyDeleteLost Boys-- yep. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteYour take is so FRESH. I sure love April and her posts, but this too will be great-- a different brand of honesty. I think April is smart to ask you to guest-blog. The readers will learn a lot about both of you.
(I'm dying to read the comments that have been deleted!)
PS Love the playlist!
Well if your going to start by trashing the most inspirational pieces of literature and film we've seen in a long time, I want my April back...ok totally kidding, I say go bold you wont offend anyone in this household! Do keep in mind I will be looking for things to mock or bring up everytime I see you....
ReplyDeleteCARLO!!!!!! hahaha
DAVE!!! Great to hear from you... Happy Anniversary.
ReplyDeletehaha LOVE the post Dr. kennedy its soooo you!!!!!!! i also love your title !!!!! Now thats REALLY you!!!!!! Keep your posts commin Dr.k!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Tooj....April here! You really need to read Twilight. C'mon jump on the bandwagon...it is totally worth it! And "THE MAN" is everyone for Dave. It is Starbucks, Target, Corporate America....ever seen "School of Rock"? He teaches about "The Man". It is one of our favorite movies! Although....your comment was great. Dave lost out a job at the City of Napa in the maintenance dept to a women 7 years ago and he is still bitter!
ReplyDeletethe two comments that I deleted were just the saem as the first one....
ReplyDeletemy computer was being a little obsesive... it repeated it three times for some reason...
Sorry to disappoint!