which really means I will be telling 10 kindergartners to......"sit criss-cross applesauce over and over again, to keep their bottoms on the carpet, to quit touching each other, to quit touching themselves (seriously.....), to not pick their nose, now go wash your hands, please be quiet, eyes on me, do you need to put your head down, I'm not going to ask again, and please, please, please little girl....quit trying to make your normal underwear look like a pair of thongs peeking out from your jeans!"
Oh....I could never be a kindergarten teacher and quite frankly I don't really enjoy 9:00 am - 10:00 am every Tuesday. But I help in the classroom not only for Blake, but for his amazing teacher! Now wish me luck. I always leave there feeling like the wicked witch of the west!
seriously?? a thong. she's in for some trouble.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my world. I teach preschool. The only difference is we're just working on potty-training so the girls have yet to realize their underwear can be made to look like a thong.
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
I don't have that kind of patience either but I love watching what kids that age are doing. They are so funny!
ReplyDeleteLove your multi-tasking/mask picture.
Seriously?! That little girls parents are in for a world of issues if she's only in Kindergarden!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling after I got to know the kids, I'd be so mean to the parents. I always tend to blame bad kid behavior on the parents....I couldn't do it. :) Good work.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE A SAINT!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do my "volunteer" work for Kinder in the WORK room!! I can TOTALLY do he copy machine :)
On the flip side I do 3 art lessons a year in my son's Special Day Class!! Give me those special kids any day!!!