WHO IS THAT CHICK AND HOW DID SHE GET HER FACE TO LOOK LIKE THAT?

OK...I keep looking at that Halloween picture below and keep thinking...that really doesn't look like me. That is REALLY a bad picture. I didn't know I could make my face look like that. No wonder a friend freaked out when we saw him trick-or-treating and he said, "Please, April, you are really scaring me...take out those teeth!" I was having to suck in my cheeks to keep the "teeth" in and I was trying not to laugh all at the same time. It really makes me look like an old dirty sunkin in lady and it is gross. What was I thinking being worried about my belly roll! I needed to be worried about those jowls! I just needed to set the record straight people!